“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it.”—A congressional candidate in Texas.
“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”—Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
“Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.”—Keppel Enderbery
“It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago!”—Dan Quayle, Vice President
“Half this game is ninety percent mental.”—Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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