Feeling like crap today. Why have I not found a job yet? Not even a part-time one. It was supposed to be so easy. Then again my life has always been about doing what was easy. Look at where it freaking got me now. Congrats kid, you have finally made it to nowhere. Here's your membership card and locker keys. All guests are allowed 24 hours of self-pity privilege a day, feel free to fully utilize our facilities. Should you need anymore help slacking off, we have professional staff trained in guiding people towards identifying and selecting the easiest route possible. One hundred percent success rate guaranteed.
Enjoy your stay.
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