Lock the door and throw out the keys, please

Someone, please? Anyone? Ever felt like locking yourself away from everyone for all of eternity?
Once a month, yours truly gets to feel this way. Yay, me. Ughhhh


PMS :

The transformation of woman to beast, occurring once every month. Similar to the werewolf, a PMSing woman becomes a dog-like creature capable only of eating, sleeping, barking, annoying the neighbors, and leaving messes that she expects you to clean up.

Don't know if it's THAT bad but thought it was hilarious.